Call to end innuendo

“Sorry, I know that I acted like a child in several of my posts. I will keep it real from now on. Like the thread I just submitted on Women's boots. I need advise, please help.”

“I'll TRY to stifle any Nancy Sinatra references that surface....”

“"innuendo, n, a hint or sly remark, usually derogatory; insinuation.

tilt, 1. v, to slope; incline 2. bacpac's bytch" -bacpac

LMAO!”

“Do you have the brains of a slug as well? Does prison humor and thoughts of homosexual rape amuse and excite you as it does bacpac?

Just wondering.”

“I wonder if Matt knows he's being torlled? It made him more than a little cranky the last time somebody tried it.”

“skullcap - I am of the opinion that it really is Matt that posted the first post in this thread”

“I agree. check the bio and compare it to some of Matt's posts in the archieves. It's definitely him”

“Yes.

I am the torll.

The originator of this thread is the real deal.”

“Was that really Nigal who posted on this thread? Wow - this is what it took to get him out of retirement? Or has he been merrily posting on the non-hiking threads and I haven't noticed them because I am too pure to waste my time on the obviously non-hiking threads?”

“He reared his head a couple of months ago.


(sorry about the pun)



(not really)”

“[BLOWS WHISTLE, THROWS FLAG]

INNUENDO......TILT.........15 YARDS........FIRST DOWWWWNNNNNNnnn”

“I couldn't let a set-up like that get by!”

“I like matt's new comment when you click on his name "If you ever have a problem with the site, just send me an email and I will ridicule you." LOL

Why not put a link on each page that says "comments" and link it to a picture of that bumper sticker that says "1-800-Eat-$hit" LOL”

“no WV that one is the troll”

“LMAO!

Matt would never ridicule his children. Maybe discipline them but never ridicule them. He wants to build their self esteem and resiliency.”

“Matt killed my, "Call to end Menudo" thread. He must be serious.”

“Everyone loves prison humor.”

“Menudo is in prison?”

“Yeah, I thought the first poster was the real Matt, because that's how I thought he always signed his name. Maybe he will stop in and clarify, but I am under the impression this is the real deal.”

“Actually, I sent him an email earlier this morning and asked him. The real Matt started this thread.”

“I can agree that "obvious innuendo" should be curtailed, but subtle innuendo is still okay, right?”

“Hey who changed my post?????? that was not what I posted..
LOst??”

“Thanks, Walkindude, for making everyone think it's a "fake" Matt starting the thread. (notice how I kept silent however, until it was totally proven. lol)”

“where did my post go?
OK who's stealing my post.... grrrrrerrrrrrrrrrrr”

“gggggggggrrrerrrrrrrrrr???????”

“Ok, it is time for all the innuendo thread titles and messages to stop.


matt, the webmaster
09:27:02 PM
05/20/03

I have only one question

who did the whinning to Matt?

Fess up!”

“That's "whining", dear”

“I guess we'll have to quit "Shaking hands with Mr. Lincoln" or "Climbing Mt. Baldy".”

“Ha ha ha....
by the way Tim that was a growl like a bear!!!”

“you say whining i say whinning.

you know when someone says the word whining?

they draw out the middle part.

like

whinnnning.


yeah, yeah thats what i was doing.

got it?


I didnt think so.

LOL :D”

“I thought perhaps it might be whiiiiiiiining? Is there a way to illustrate the screechy tone of voice that must accompany that word? Now there's an important and worthwhile topic for us to debate!


Question: Do you guys also feel the need to pronounce wine as "whiiiiiiiiiine" and include the high-pitched voice? Just wondering.”

“there's a facial gesture there that can enhance the whiiiiining voice. That can be described using parentheses...”

“Whyyyyyyyy-eeeeeeeeee-ning, like Muddy Waters.


Tim?
Tim Tyrranic?

Black or Brown bear?”

“Treebeard, show it to me please?”

“LOL, Aero!”

“Whiiiinneee!
(nose wrinkles w/ nostril flare and mouth scrunching in disgust)

somehthing like that - no emoticon available, if that's what you were thinking)”

“You people are whining about the spelling of "whining"?

Careful Matt doesn't throw you out on your innuendo!


Err... Minor infraction. I shouldn't be banned for that, okay?”

“Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Bummer. > : { .”

“well for a growl & it's me a small brown bear..lol
for a whinnnnning sound..hmmm picture the witch from the Wizard of OZ... laughing..hey that works for me.”

“(In a whiny voice)

Phaedrus is piiiicccking on me!!! I'm going out for a latte...”

“Good one!”

“La-dee-dah-teh?”

“OOOOOMMMMMGGGGGG




to funny.


Skully you made me laugh. thank you!”

“I was fooled by the fake matt! I see the difference now. The real matt's id looks like "matt, the webmaster" The Troll's ID looks like "matt the webmaster" Now the question is...who is the troll and is he still around?”

“The torll was around as of 24 hours ago, so yes, I think the torll is still around, and is probably one of the regulars.”

“should be easy enough for matt to figure out who's doing it. Cause even on dialup if you sign off and then back on your IP should be of a similar C class. I doubt the troll would be smart, or desperate, enough to go to a computer on a different network and troll...”

“Oh for the love of pete, don't you guys know who matt the webmaster is?

Jeez!”

“so bacpac is really matt?”

“That's sick, LOL!”

“I missed this while wasting time camping in West Virginia!”