Call to end innuendo

“Be careful which end you reach for!

That candle can be hot!”

“Don't worry, Geobeet, I missed it too and I was right here. Glad to hear you enjoyed your trip!”

“I was gone when it came around...but dont worry, beer fixes everything! Just get matt drunk and Im sure we'll be free to innuendo all we want :)”

“Did Matt just yell at us?”

“This site needs more INNUENDO and if Matt doesn't like it he can just go elsewhere. He can go in the sink, against a tree; heck, he can go in his pants.”

“So, what you're saying is, you haven't found a way to delete your Troll, and think you can get Matt to do it for you?”

“My trolls have been quiet but they all have been tested in the past few weeks.”

“see?”

“Innuendo is one of the greatest types of humor. Right up there with the double on tundra (SP?) and the pun. Sadly though when an outbreak of innuendo creates 20 damn dumb threads...”

“double on tundra sounds like inuit porn”

“lol!”

“Double on tundra, ... LMFAO, Nigal, you slay me, but not as much as the language. Good pun, whether intended or not. I may hang onto that one and dust it off every now and again.

If you really don't know, entendre.”

“LOL! I can spell pretty good but some words are just beyond my scope. Word was no help either. The spell check said, "What the phuck are trying to spell?".”

“double entendre

i think you might have an aversion to spelling it cuz of its frenchiness-looking-ness”

“Damn Nigal, I nearly spewed coffee all over my keyboard! Your spell check is pretty cool.”

“Grammer check should check spell check.”

“Nigal, I'm surprised your spell checker didn't say, "Put your pants on!"”

“MS word said Phuck?
I wonder if Bill knows.”

“I spelled it "ontundra" not "on tundra". If I can't figure out a word I fall back on phonetics.

I know HPM, and that little damn paperclip? That little bassturd rides in on his little bike and tries to take over the show every time. "Hey, what ya doin'? Looks like you're writing a letter. You want me to set it up to be a letter?"..."No, phuck off."...Ok, but don't blame me when everybody looks at you like you're retarded..."...and he gets on his bike and rides away in a huff.”

“Where did you spell it ontundra?”

“lmfao - Nigal have you ever thought about writing a column for your local paper? Just humor no politics. You kill me everyday.”

“Oh crap, I did spell it on tundra. I think that little paper clip bassturd fixed without my permission. I’m a pretty patient man but I refuse to be berated by a paper clip!

That's as funny as what do you call two Chinese people in a 69? Twocanchew!”

“WTF? A stop to "in you end, Oh!".

What else would we talk about?”

““lmfao - Nigal have you ever thought about writing a column for your local paper? Just humor no politics. You kill me everyday.”

Writing was always my favorite thing in school. I’m not good enough for the paper but I have been published in Lipsmacking Vegetarian Backpackin’ Recipes. But my 15 minutes are up already. I wrote a genuine screamer once at the other site. I wrote a short story based on Guy Noir from A Prairie Home Companion but I called him Guy Noir: Hiking Detective and made the whole story about an Amazonian redhead and her missing group. I used stuff like, “She was so distraught she was sputtering like a Whisperlight at altitude.”. I searched and searched for that thing again but couldn’t find it.”

“You could just do a compilation from trailtalk -

Hey, that's an idea. Take the all time funniest threads and publish them like short stories.”

“Is this a double entendre or a pun?

The only lying I will do is in the bed with you.

BTW, It has work.”

“I'm outa here. I'm heading up to Alaska to see if I can get a double on tundra.”

“double entendre BR”

“dhutch, I'll love you all ways.


innuendo, pun, double entendre, or shameless flirtation?”

“'Double on Tundra' is a record label.”

“shameless flirtation, next?”

“dhutch1,
Wanna come in my bus?

Innuendo, pun, double entendre, or shameless flirtation?

(special thanks to FZ)”

“Have you ever noticed that the sound of urinating in a toilet sounds just like a voice commanding you to kill Ted Kennedy?”

“Nigal OMG lmfao!

Flyguy6x - Innuendo, double entendre and shameless flirtation. Good...30 points”

“Perhaps what we need is a compilation engine that we could choose 'threads' or 'posts' under a certain name and we get all the threads we started or all the posts we've done on all the different threads (with references). Would that be possible, or practical, or both?”

“Gremlin,,,we used to have something similiar to that years ago,,, because I remember searching for what my trolls had said.

I typed my trolls into the search and bam I got a list of all the threads they had posted on.”

“Now there's a list of trolls I'd like to see. LOL!”

“Wouldn't be hard to program so you could search by several things - name, date, content inside each thread, etc. The last thing would suck up a lot of server power, though.

By the way, this thread sucks!

No innuendo there, nope, nuh-uh.”

“I've too have been a purist when it comes to choosing which threads to read, which to ignore. After all has transpired, it was more than time to "clean house".

Thanks, Matt. The trip page addition really helped alot for those of us that just wanted to know about the trips. But this will help even more. Thanks, again.

Tex”

“Anyone remember how Matt struggled to clamp down on innuendo and the nastiest of the pissing contests here from time to time? He owned the place, but sometimes he looked like the substitute teacher in a 6th grade class. I hope Demand paid him well.”

“They pay people?”

“Matt started the thebackpacker. He sold it to Demand.”

“Actually, Matt probably paid Demand Media to get TT out of his life. :)”

“i heard he was generously compensated. I can't remember if it was me or Mrs. Opie who asked him in RL south of Nashville. But we got a big grin.”

“If you show me your gear, I'll show you mine.”

“You first!

-*dances to the tune of "Trolololol"*-”

“I always thought innuendo was one of the best things about this place:

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/49945,-1.php”

“I am a saint. I never posted on that thread even once.”

“Did you know a tit is a small bird? Tell her she has great pelicans. - Oglaf.”

“holy cow! CLASSIC! I dont even remember posting most of that! LMAO!”