Classic TT Quotes

“Isn't reverting and backwards the same thing?”

“I think what he means by "reverting backwards" is that we would move forward. I mean, who doesn't want to sit on a hot rock and beat off all day? It's sure as hell better than rotting away at a desk... and at the end of the day, you'd feel like you really accomplished something”

“An English professor was instructing his class on the pitfalls of the double negative one day and said "Although some might say the use of a double negative implies the positive, there are no examples of a double positive implying the negative."

And a voice from the back of the class replied, "Yeah, Right."

”

“who doesn't want to sit on a hot rock and beat off all day? It's sure as hell better than rotting away at a desk... and at the end of the day, you'd feel like you really accomplished something�

PepsisFormosa
9:44:33 AM
3/30/10

A classic quote posted up IN the classic quote thread. Priceless!”

“Hell I'm beating off on a hot rock right now.”

“How can you type and handle the tweezers at the same time?”

““How can you type and handle the tweezers at the same time?”

Mr. Monster, please do me the fine favor of eat my balls. :P”

“Now THAT'S a small meal...”

“I got nuttin'! LOL!”

“It should be no surprise that Ohioans will throw themselves under a bus in order to tag a funny on someone else.

Check your email.
last edited: 3/30/10 8:51:04 PM”

“Self deprecation (along with puns) are the best humor. I like it under this bus. LOL!”

“I am a fan of depreciation humor.

How short is that bus?”

“�I have no trolls.�
roseymonster
11:00:55 AM
3/31/10”

““Salebored, it's over. I clicked you”
Stratd00d
3:51:07 PM
4/09/10”

““Sometimes "sane" people are more mentally ill than the mentally ill.”
HiGHPLAiNSDRiFTER
8:21:55 PM
4/13/10”

““blowing up things is fun.”
spirit coyote
6:04:06 PM
4/12/10”

“What are you doing this weekend? You can come over and $@#! my sister.”
HiGHPLAiNSDRiFTER
10:20:56 AM
4/19/10

No pimping allowed on Trail Talk.”

“Why did it censor "hang out with" ?”

“If you zip up your fly it wouldn't hang out and you would be censored.”

“w / brzx
last edited: 4/19/10 12:18:12 PM”

“�I'm betting that's not the first time T*lt's been on the giving (or receiving) end of that statement, lol.�
Nonconformist
9:22:47 AM
5/03/10”

“Hacky Sack every day keeps me limber!”
Mutt
1:17:51 PM
9/24/04”

“Looking forward to your responses once you thieves get back on the clock.”

“You can email Speaker Hastert at dhastert@mail.house.gov or call him at 202-225-2976 and remind him who John McCain is.

Let him know that only a sanctimonious dickhead would think to lecture a man who spent 5½ years as a POW”

Violin
10:26:09 AM
5/20/04

....

“If it were honor, his campaign wouldn't be spending millions in an attempt to convince people to be afraid of Obama.

If McCain simply disagrees on the issues with an honorable man, why not have the respectful issues-oriented campaign he promised?”
VioLiN
1:25:40 PM
10/11/08



VioLiN
6:48:03 AM
10/15/08”

“keaps uR foo go unt foo go, Dper.”

“Has anybody else noticed snicker always feels like he has to post after me? I think that's pretty much the definition of OBSESSED.”

“Section 1a of the TT codes clearly states that no one gives a shayt what you think or say.


iIii
last edited: 5/14/10 7:08:55 AM”

“message from snicker being ignored”

“yea, sur.”

“That's too bad Stovie, 'cause it was dag-gone heeeelarious!”

“
�f*ck that sh*t!!!�

lumberzac
11:29:24 AM
5/19/10



Truly a phrase that fits just about any situation.

One particularly memorable variant�..


Leila: What about our relationship?
Otto: What?
Leila: Our relationship!
Otto: F*ck that!
Leila: You SH*THEAD! I'm glad I tortured you!

Olivia Barash & Emilio Estevez
Repo Man (1984)
written and directed by Alex Cox



In closing, this post simply would not be complete without
the Classic Buddur Version (which has the added benefit of
having an associated acronym):

FD...........................Fuc Dat

”

“tilt, do you surf the web on a Commodore 64? Did you ever figure out why you always insert those strange characters?”

“
"Don't take me for a fool, Buddha Bear.

One more post like this, and you will regret it.


last edited: 7/29/05 7:26:39 AM"

Sarge
7:21:34 AM
7/29/05

”

“haha, he got kicked off soon after that.”

“I like this follow up on latta:

Please be advised to remove any articles penned by (BB) from the articles section of thebackpacker.com, or you will be hearing from my lawyer.

Good luck with your new "Big Brother" website, I'm sure it will be real successful.

"Buddha Bear"


---

They're still here, btw. *snicker*
last edited: 5/20/10 9:34:37 AM”

““tilt, do you surf the web on a Commodore 64? Did you ever figure out why you always insert those strange characters?”
HiGHPLAiNSDRiFTER
11:41:07 AM
5/20/10

It's a Firefox thing.”

“eh? I use Firefox.

and others. But mostly Firefox.
last edited: 5/20/10 10:55:10 AM”

“�How very falic of you Stovie.�
Nigal
9:16:09 AM
5/22/10

*snicker*”

“I'll love you if you sit on my finger.�
HiGHPLAiNSDRiFTER
1:44:10 PM
6/03/10”

“Ewww.”

“Don't worry techntrek. I wasn't speaking to you. I was speaking to JesusChrist.”

“"Potable water is available at West tower. The signs say it isn't potable but I've been drinking it for 30 years with no issues before they put up the signs."

humanpackmule
1:25:50 PM
11/04/10”

“But really, in the old days you would have received a welcome more along the lines of: "Troll!!! let me see some pics of you in a Bikini, Are you a female? Doesn't matter, lets see those bikini pics anyway"�
simer190
6:34:09 PM
12/26/10”

“Haha, those were the good ol days...back when there were like 50 trips at any one time on the trips page, public at least, so trolls could prove they were real fairly quickly.”

“Aero's trip report on meeting newgirl was a classic.”