PMS Sucks

“I don't have PMS dammit, so screw off.
last edited: 10/12/07 6:16:29 AM”

“Good lord,people. It's just a movie, Phantom Menace Syndrome is not real.”

“hyway, you mean to tell me CRAMPS and BLOATING and MOODSWINGS are fake? Boy, you sure are deluded!”

““I never expected it. The lack of periods was my favorite thing about pregnancy and that whole business ruined it!”
Sassafras


Ok guys...whtcha talkin about?”

“Well after you have a baby (like a couple/few days after), apparently all the big hormone changes cause you to sob uncontrollably for no apparent reason! Fun times. My poor friend Anna had never heard about it before, and thought she was crazy...but at least I'll know to expect it. She said she wasn't necessarily sad about anything, just emotional.”

“NO THANKS!”

“Oh yeah, and you also bleed for like a few weeks or something.”

“ummm yeah...I think I'll adopt. lol.”

“PMS is a must for keeping a vessel working properly. When ya find yourself elbow deep in a fluid exchange system, its nice to know that you brought all the correct tools and parts with you.”

“No lyra, I'm talking about that you get a week of menstration for every month of pregnancy (or darn close!). The hormones aren't fun either. Matter of fact they suck, but that wasn't what I was referring to.”

“Now wait a minute.....
The superior rights for women folks were telling we men that PMS did not exist.
It is a hostile work environment for a man to suggest it exists.
As long as I'm employed, I will not beleive PMS exists.”

“Ahh yes, the good old lochia! That's the word of the day, folks, let's see how many times we can use it in a sentence. How did you not know about that, Sass? Anyhoo, good thing I don't mind...BLOOD!

Hissssssss!!”

“<<<< ANDROPAUSE!”

“http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19626255.100-lap-dancers-in-heat-are-the-ones-to-watch.html


It can be a good thing if you're a stripper.”

“"I have to admit the exercise helps a heck of a lot. So does not eating or drinking any dairy products.”

treebeast666

Didn't know this was a big problem for ya Treebeard. Heehee!”

“isn't that treebait?”

“Oh, my bad. lol”

“Nigal is so silly. ;-)”

“Lmao...that pic with the bacon lol..”